I love the idea of some kind of commenting competition!

What a waste.

For some, it's a sporadic bout with tone deafness.

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(Coming next week: A Bridezilla discusses a Vegas brawl involving gowned bride and kilted hubby.)

Wait? You took it down because BronzeHammer and Mantis commented on it?!? That is like selling a stock because Lenny Dykstra shorted it. Sure, you might have made the right decision, but you did it for all the wrong reasons.

OK. Keep trying though. There are a lot of different types around here, but there are also a few common themes - and at least one theme is prominent but unspoken ... I didn't get the chance to read your post, but I have a feeling the topic might resonate, given the right approach.

So, where's the post? You might be surprised as to what "works" with this crowd.

You are probably the funniest commenter ever to grace these parts. And somehow "wtf" floored me more than any of your other contributions. +1

That made my morning. +1

thanks albert this was great. i made the recipe with the plant on my window sill and it was great and i ate the whole batch and life is so great and this pasta is really kind of an analogy for life itself. know what I mean? and oh god i have an interview tomorrow and i totally can't remember where it is or when it is…

Jesus. +1

+1

Moments earlier, a chuckling Michael Jordan was spotted sitting on top of a mountain of carp that he secretly drained from the lake the night before.

Personally, I liked Brian Cashman's entry:

With all that has happened and the commissioner watching so closely, isn't it a little risky for the Yankees to move so quickly to give A-Rod a shot?

Good story, Barry, but you screwed up the video.

+1

When one door closes, another one opens (if you're German).

When one door closes, another one opens (if you're German).