[dying]

Well done. +1

No Payday

Snickers

Good call. Did you also know that NFL players think they are immune from the basic rules of tipping for service? I, for one, would appreciate a venue to vent my outrage.

Congratulations Isiah!

The most realistic remains the Dwight Howard nesting doll.

YOU'RE HIS BROTHER?!? Congratulations on passing the bar! Now, as you know, in your first 90 days as a lawyer all penal code violations are suspended. I'm mailing you a .45 and a shovel - I think you know what you must do in the name of mercy.

I think I just favorited 7 of your jokes in a row.

I thought this was the less disgusting angle. I was originally going to point out that she apparently had sex with J. J. Redick.

Though the contract stipulated a positive DNA test, all parties were satisfied as to paternity when the fetus attempted no defense and then flopped immediately to the floor despite barely being touched by the doctor.

To be fair, Putin is only advocating a strategy that worked for years for the Soviet Olympic teams.

Technically, the robbery only resulted in Harris being put on probation.

SEE!!1! I knew they only released Tim Tebow because they were opposed to his fundamentalist Christian beliefs!!1!

It depends on your taste preferences. They are made to the same standards with the same equipment and potato stock in both countries, but the thickness/crunch/flavors are tailored to British prefernces vs US. I happen to agree with you, but I also think that the best chips in the world are in Saudi Arabia, so what do…

Fun (?) fact. They actually originated (the form and "hunger fill for guys" marketing angle, not the specific flavors) in the UK based on the success of the Walker's Deep Ridged line.

As an American, I really wish WarrenBuffett would buy one of these teams and start buying and selling soccer players like crazy - just imagine the Echo that would reverberate throughout the soccer universe....

Well, it was better than ESPN's suggestion of Atlantic, Who The Fuck Cares I, Who The Fuck Cares II, and Boston.

Bazemore should be careful. The last time Kent escalated from chanting to yelling to throwdowns, things didn't end so well.

I will give you an all-expenses* paid** trip over here if you can teach me to make kafta the right way. That is the staple of every local Middle Eastern restaurant (in fact, if you order a "kebab" you get minced lamb kafta) and it might be the tastiest stuff on earth. Unfortunately every time I try to make it, it ends…