Eh, I was being picky. Chalk it up to a bad mood. Anyway, cheers from the other side of the world.

No, I got it.

Fantastic. +1

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Fortunately the Alabama student newspaper created an extensive oral history of Coffee's life just before he died, which they will publish just as soon as they find someone capable of transcribing it.

[Fails to see the problem]

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I feel for the Clemson fans, but I really pity the two South Carolinians who are going to spend the next two days trying to smoke a pipe full of granite.

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As a counterpoint, anyone who feels entitled to fire an employee for getting pregnant seems perfectly suited to implement a dramatic increase in the level of institutional control.

Urlacher played for "da Bears," not "the Bears." I stopped reading after that.

Lost in Trout's achievement was Pujols' final at bat, when he finally got the strikeout to go with his ground out, fly out and line out.

[looks around furtively]

As a long time Astros fan, I actually don't think we need the pity. It is somewhat amusing to watch the teams' historic ineptitude, especially knowing that there ist now a long-term plan in place, which is something no one could say under the prior ownership.

The worst part was that the Washington native kept insisting that the sum of {X - Y} as X approaches 0 and Y approaches infinity is a positive number.

Despite failing, Ramos was spared the indignity of paying his own way when Jeffrey Loria threatened to set fire to the diner unless Miami-Dade county picked up the bill.

"We now live in a world in which sports columnists have become imitations of parodies of themselves"

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That "somebody" was actually Dwight's subconcious. Of course, Dwight being Dwight, he misspelled it on Twitter.

"Take Anthony off the Knicks, they are a lottery team ... If LeBron was taken away from the Heat, they still would be a fifth or sixth seed."