I’ll be first to note that you are going to have to remove that scene where a kid jumps off the roof yelling “Shazam” because soon we’ll have the youtube “Shazam Challenge” daring kids to do the same in real life.

We need a GoFundMe right now for Tex to get him more balls

Fake it till you make it.

lol yea I had a similar guess for the first one... Egg with Mohawk.... not sure what that is supposed to be.

swap the “sweet” for “dill” and you and I just became best friends.

I honestly don’t trust people who don’t put pickles on their sandwiches.

Still using iTunes in 2019? 

My 2 Kids love TikTok. That’s why I signed them up for it.

Attention almost all shirt manufacturers.. we don’t all have necks like Mike Tyson... on the rest of us it just looks raggedy. TIGHTEN UP THOSE COLLARS!

Attention almost all shirt manufacturers.. we don’t all have necks like Mike Tyson... on the rest of us it just…

It’s more for those things your normally catch in the sink trap.... a few corn kernels, small chunks of potatoes, peas, etc. I grew up without one but wouldn’t live in another house without one. They can get smelly but dice up an orange and add salt and it cleans quite nicely. Dump some vinegar down every few weeks…

Yea right... the old “stranded on a train” excuse. Slacker!

I’ve been using Google Play music, Amazon Premium, and now trying Spotify. I really wanted to condense it all into Spotify so that it works on both my Google Homes and Alexas scattered throughout my house. But man the UX is so stupid. I keep finding myself going back to GPM just to get a break from Spotify. Not saying…

This is annoying.. but I’d say more annoying is their Playlist vs “Playlist Radio” separation... you can’t thumbs up/down until you put the playlist into radio mode? dafuq is that about? Such a stupid redundancy. And why is the rev/rew button disabled when listening through waze? what if I want to repeat that song? I…

This scene just reminded me why I might not want to show this movie to my kids. I only remember 2 parts from HtD... “I certainly wouldn’t be in ‘Cleve-land’” and “Slice-salami”... totally blocked out the bestiality references.

LOL “PNAS”

How bad is this going to flop?

Might be time to start spanking your daughter for FAKE NEWS!

Just checked this out.... I think maybe you should pick a diff career. This is America sounds more like a migos song with all the background voiceovers.. but nothing even close to America Pharoah

Good news! 4 year old bonsai trees look and act just like 400 year old on

So fast that you messed up the first word in your title.