Mr. Ed had a better Wilbur, too.

Actual good looking, smart stable genius:

Same way her idiot father reacted to the thousands of protesters in London: “no, they’re shouting boo-urns!”

I can’t believe you blackballed Colin Kaepernick from this comment.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

I guess he was MRSAble there.

Sounds like he is really Thor about it.....

satirical performance art

“To the death?”

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

She’s flogged that corpse so much her LinkedIn profile lists “Grave Robber” as a newly acquired skill.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Cummings comes from a time where if you didn’t smooth the feathers of a snowflake racist because they were called racist, you could wind up swinging from a tree.

My partner and I got two Thai massages here. We compared after though, and he got a significantly different massage than I did, for the same price.

That’s a thirsty cougar. Very different.

tl;dr: Left to their own devices, most people cook like a 17-year-old boy whose parents just announced that he’ll have to fend for himself for dinner.

I can’t believe that Edward Snowden is still being used as any sort of an indicator on how we should be handling our affairs.

I have receipts!!!

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.