“Several teams specifically told me that they would keep my resume on file, so there’s clearly interest.”

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

Exactly.  Young people aren’t going to go to the polls to choose between a Republican and a Centrist if they want an honest-to-God Democrat, so they need to stop with this bipartisanship bullshit or step aside.

I guess we should be thankful that he’s only just mentally masturbating in public.

“C’mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.”

Triumph of the Won’t

Must not be 3rd and short.

“The Packers have informed me that there letting me go.”

Goodell: “No, Mr. Synder, I’m not saying you can’t trade a second round pick, I’m saying that “the Waivers” aren’t a team...”

What would you like on your tombstone, Papa John’s?

He’s going to stop paying his mistresses to get them?

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

The one thing Donald Trump will not be, is hung

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

You and me both, lady.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who watches his ex-wife’s kids while she out on a date with Jeff Fisher.

He wasn’t overheard mumbling this shit from a bar stool. He published this bullshit. With his fucking name attached.

King of the Optical Patdown, here.