I guess he was MRSAble there.

Sounds like he is really Thor about it.....

satirical performance art

“To the death?”

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

She’s flogged that corpse so much her LinkedIn profile lists “Grave Robber” as a newly acquired skill.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Cummings comes from a time where if you didn’t smooth the feathers of a snowflake racist because they were called racist, you could wind up swinging from a tree.

My partner and I got two Thai massages here. We compared after though, and he got a significantly different massage than I did, for the same price.

That’s a thirsty cougar. Very different.

tl;dr: Left to their own devices, most people cook like a 17-year-old boy whose parents just announced that he’ll have to fend for himself for dinner.

I can’t believe that Edward Snowden is still being used as any sort of an indicator on how we should be handling our affairs.

I have receipts!!!

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

“Several teams specifically told me that they would keep my resume on file, so there’s clearly interest.”

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

Exactly.  Young people aren’t going to go to the polls to choose between a Republican and a Centrist if they want an honest-to-God Democrat, so they need to stop with this bipartisanship bullshit or step aside.

I guess we should be thankful that he’s only just mentally masturbating in public.

“C’mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.”