DrunkyMcStumbles
DrunkyMcStumbles
DrunkyMcStumbles

I guess any time the NBA wants to move something out of Charlotte, the answer is always New Orleans.

Some say that on quiet days when the wind is just right, you can faintly hear some guy yelling at players for not standing “BEHIND THE MAX” and the subsequent cursing when he hits weapon lock.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Should have cut to the hound saying “at least I have chicken” at the end of it.

IT’S THE YETAAAAAAAAAAY

This is the time on hot sprots taeks when we dance.

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

Struggling in the Pocket: A Life of Abstinence

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

“This homer, I like it....”

That honor is reserved for his mom, Annie Apple, who is a LeBron James-, Andrew Luck-type superstar-in-the-making at the all-important position of Sports Mom.

“Sick burn!”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.