He earned his success early, and can now afford to spend the last 10 years smoking weed and watching movies and reading comic books. And gets paid a lot of money now to speak.

#notallathletes

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

lot’s of grit to go into enemy territory like that and face down mr laptop thief to his face. this seems like a reel blue-collar lunch pail kind of family. i bet there favorite packer is the fullback, they were probably calling his name even when newton was out on the field.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.

Rolling Stone said it wasn’t his A material. Holy See at best.

Hello Mudda

The coaches upstairs tried to advise the field, but their headsets were only picking up the Pats-Steelers broadcast.

At least he’s not trying to convince us that drinking Recovery Water can get you laid

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

Skip Bayless’ dry cleaner is torn between knowing he’s finally going to be able to afford that swimming pool, and dreading how he’s going to earn it.

Speaking as a lifelong Mets fan, I’m glad Randy Johnson is retired.

It’s not trolling until he sends IK out for the coin toss in week 10.