“Sick burn!”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

He earned his success early, and can now afford to spend the last 10 years smoking weed and watching movies and reading comic books. And gets paid a lot of money now to speak.

#notallathletes

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

lot’s of grit to go into enemy territory like that and face down mr laptop thief to his face. this seems like a reel blue-collar lunch pail kind of family. i bet there favorite packer is the fullback, they were probably calling his name even when newton was out on the field.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.

Rolling Stone said it wasn’t his A material. Holy See at best.

Hello Mudda

The coaches upstairs tried to advise the field, but their headsets were only picking up the Pats-Steelers broadcast.