Why is alanis morrissette sitting with bieber?

To Baylor admissions staff... “You’ll receive the Starr treatment” is not a selling point of your school to prospective female students.

Jesus, a gold Starr for being a dipshit.

Does Deadspin go out of their way to find the creepiest picture for the subjects of their stories? Jesus Christ this guy looks like Jared Fogle’s pedophilic mentor.

Please for the love of God tell me there is a Chicago broadcast with a Hawk Harrelson meltdown (or sheer silence)...

He could not have picked a worse state to kick in an apartment door where he doesn’t live. Texans goto sleep with 3 things at night: their high school football jersey, a picture of Walker: Texas Ranger, and a handgun.

Something something something. Umm, Hockey ref would have stayed in.

No major market teams making significant runs results in this. Ahhhh NHL I love your product (especially playoffs) but you do a shitty job of marketing

We're all in agreement Steve Ott gave Backes a blowjob, right?

Surprised the university is investigating more and they didn't gopher his story

When did Beavis win Chopped?

Probably a couple of “dry strikes” wherein snakes do not use venom because they just want the fuckers to stay away. Snake didn’t consider an umbrella strike in retaliation.

5 game suspension?

sweet Bob Marley shirt though for such a douchebag

this.

The only postseason win Canadians will be celebrating this summer.

Magic really AIDS in helping the Laker nation during this difficult time.

He will regret having said this and have to take it back back back...

Booyah

Eye did not see that coming.