To be fair, it was either him or Ritchie Incognito

I like to think he got it because nobody else wanted it.

Well yeah. You definitely don’t want to give up the coveted 33rd pick in the Rule 4 Draft.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

Fuck Bill Simmons with the tape of Bob Kraft getting a hand job.

Having lived in the fucking hell hole known as New England my entire life,I can confirm this statement is 100% accurate.

I have no faith in the Twins to beat the Yankees. Something strange happens to them when they have to play New York. It’s maddening.

Diana for President.

Man, those twenty or so dinosaurs that got out into the world and without the knowledge necessary to survive in the modern world will sure be tough to deal with.

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

Yes yes yes, fine, The Simpsons will probably get a rewatch or two, but tell me: will D+ have King of the Hill? That’s what matters here in the house that anaphylaxis built.

I guess I’m just not convinced that dino behavior would be all that different from regular animal behavior. T-Rexes and Raptors offer unique challenges (the former’s size and the latter’s intelligence) but I can’t imagine they’d be compelled to hunt humans or even be in urban environments. They’d probably hang out in…

Fuck. I completely forgot about that. I must have blacked that part out of my mind.

Not abysmal. Just superfluous. 

Now THAT I would pay to watch. This? Not so much. I already saw Godzilla, King of Monsters and that suited me to a tee.

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

I didn’t care for TFA, but Rogue One actually had a refreshingly different take on making a Star Wars movie.