Struck out swinging at a pitch up around his eyeballs.

“Learn my fucking name, Dad!”

Yea kinda strange - like it wasn’t time to be a dad for the first 12 years of the kids life.

Wait until you have a wife and two kids. Vacations cost me more than 4 grand these days. Repaving my driveway was 12 grand. My new window shades were 4 grand... Once you get a house and kids, you can’t do anything for a grand, except get a new iPhone.

Yeah, in somebody else’s condo...

In the same amount of time on Game of Thrones, Jon Snow could have flown from The Wall down to Casterly Rock, then back up, beyond The Wall, killed a few undead soldiers and made it home to flirt with his auntie- all before Seager dropped the ball.

This is the big idea behind the whole thing. From March to September there is now a “major” golf event to tune into with plenty of breathing room between each event.

Paging Peyton Reed! PEYTON REED! TELEPHONE!

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

Counterpoint: this is terrible advice.

Agreed! I sent Keri an email once, and we corresponded for weeks on the topic (I can’t remember, but think it was about Red Sox trade targets). He is very engaging and pleasant.

The only thing worse than being this petty is being this petty on Twitter. Not only is Jonah the best baseball writer around, but he’s also ridiculously nice, and has said nothing but great things about Simmons, a man who clearly didn’t deserve to have those nice things said about him.

This isn’t even a new phenomenon.

Who does that?! No one would ever do that! I mean, I know, really everyone does that. But you know what I’m saying, right?!

He’s from Highland Park in Dallas - his experience with gator tails has nothing to do with reptiles.

This is beautiful!!! Please update if that cunt says anything else!!

Well yeah; it doesn’t work if the nihilists don’t show up to drop a marmot in there. THAT is how you know when to get out, man.

Thor had the greatest response to why he wasn’t participating: “No one ever made the Hall of Fame or won a World Series playing in the World Baseball Classic”. I might finally break down and do twitter just to follow him.

I actually really liked Tron 2, and was disappointed this got pushed back/cancelled.