Pete Carrol?

True, but man, SW really did this. Supplemental materials make it clear that the war kept going on for years after Episode 6 and that there was like a few years total of peace before the FO came around and fucked everything.

I want Magus and the Church of Universal Truth as the big bad and yes they have a connection to Thanos in a very timey wimey way.

Marvel has so many options for a new boss and none of them are connected to Thanos. Off thentopmof kynheqd they could do any of the following.

“Another guiding principle we had was there are no final victories,” he said. “Every generation have to sort of take up the struggle again. Fight old evil in new forms.”

RIP Deadspin. Glad everyone got to at least give a final “go fuck yourself” to Spanfeller and co.

Their Netflix deal must be pretty sweet. And, as a little bonus, they won’t be taking the hot potato from Rian Johnson just yet. Can you imagine dealing with angry GoT fans and angry Star Wars fans at the same time? That shit would be a great disturbance in the force.

Well, it was literally founded by Puritans. They’re like a red sock in the washer.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Whoa...that bad?

As someone who was able to forget about Lo Duca’s very existence until today, the fact that he is now a podcaster for Barstool told me everything I need to know about his post-playing career.

Why are they riding horses?!

I actually think that’s a film that’s aged... interestingly. For a while, it aged poorly... it’s a movie where a straight guy turns a lesbian straight. But I think it’s aged right back to actually interesting, providing an example of sexual/romantic fluidity. We have a woman who identifies as lesbian who begins dating…

It’s not relevant until Ellen picks a side.

When was the last time a wealthy industrialist actually chose to do what would be best for humanity over a wholly impractical vanity project?

Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

I’m completely out of the loop on anything post-T2. Every time I’m reminded that this saga continues, I’m curious as to how/why exactly Arniebot is aging. My curiosity last about as long as takes to see the next interesting headline to click. Maybe I’ll bother to read the ridiculous explanation someday.

He gives out pretzel carts to schools for fundraising activities. He travels all over North America spotlighting awesome locally owned businesses bringing them all sorts of free media. Magary interviewed him for GQ a few years ago and always talks about how much he likes Guy. Yeah, he’s a little on the douche-bro…