The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Whoa...that bad?

As someone who was able to forget about Lo Duca’s very existence until today, the fact that he is now a podcaster for Barstool told me everything I need to know about his post-playing career.

I actually think that’s a film that’s aged... interestingly. For a while, it aged poorly... it’s a movie where a straight guy turns a lesbian straight. But I think it’s aged right back to actually interesting, providing an example of sexual/romantic fluidity. We have a woman who identifies as lesbian who begins dating…

It’s not relevant until Ellen picks a side.

Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

He gives out pretzel carts to schools for fundraising activities. He travels all over North America spotlighting awesome locally owned businesses bringing them all sorts of free media. Magary interviewed him for GQ a few years ago and always talks about how much he likes Guy. Yeah, he’s a little on the douche-bro…

To be fair, it was either him or Ritchie Incognito

I like to think he got it because nobody else wanted it.

Well yeah. You definitely don’t want to give up the coveted 33rd pick in the Rule 4 Draft.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

Fuck Bill Simmons with the tape of Bob Kraft getting a hand job.

Having lived in the fucking hell hole known as New England my entire life,I can confirm this statement is 100% accurate.

I have no faith in the Twins to beat the Yankees. Something strange happens to them when they have to play New York. It’s maddening.

Diana for President.

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

Yes yes yes, fine, The Simpsons will probably get a rewatch or two, but tell me: will D+ have King of the Hill? That’s what matters here in the house that anaphylaxis built.

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

I didn’t care for TFA, but Rogue One actually had a refreshingly different take on making a Star Wars movie.