THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

That’s the snack-food gods punishing you for choosing snackwells, Sally.

well, its a small investment by big companies to try to move the margins with embedded content, I’d love to know the pricing for the the don julio shot of the week along with the callaway par3 contest and whatever else they do.

....its like you sobered up WHILE writing that.

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

Keep Gus Around!! With him at the helm, I can count on my poor mans Phillip Rivers to put up 24-30 fantasy points each week.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

Ciara would certainly qualify as “Portuguese waitress” hot, so you may be onto something.

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

Your diminishing battery life thanks you!

“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”

Can’t

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin.

Such a tough break for him. It is possible (very possible) that I just have an absolute blind spot for this guy and this team that prevents me from being objective, but I have never understood the animosity and vitriol reserved for Harvey among lots of Mets fans. He was a bright spot on a mediocre 2013 team and he…

I believe that billionaires should pay for their own fucking football stadiums.