I had to explain this to a Trumpie. It kills viruses ON SURFACES. You can disinfect SURFACES with UV light and disinfectants. This is what was so staggeringly moronic about it, the idea that a surface and the interior of the human body are more or less the same with the same basic properties, so why not try? To be his…

He’s even worse than a chiseler. Not only doesn’t he give a shit, he actually believes that ripping people off is his right and duty as an American. He is completely amoral in every possible way and sees literally everything as a zero-sum win-lose proposition. 

It was just a half-assed stew composed of various things he overheard that all came out in a flood of hapless babbling.

That’s the basic Trumpie move, just pretend it never happened. Proof is irrelevant, as it’s all “fake”. And when in doubt, Do What Donnie Does and just make shit up. My SO’s mother is absolutely convinced that Ronald Reagan taught and groomed Trump to be president despite the fact that nothing even remotely like that…

The waddling moron seemingly forgot that he was doing pandemic press briefings for “everyone” and not performing his act in front of throngs of braying Trumpies who’d been drinking since dawn. He obviously wasn’t “being sarcastic”, he was merely doing one of his witless Daffy Don riffs just like he does during his…

It’s just astounding how his idiotic babbling bumped the NYT profile from the daily outrage cycle. Apparently the waddling imbecile watches ten, eleven hours of TV news a day. He starts each day with a seven hour TV binge, then reports to “work” at noon. If the article is accurate it’s completely mortifying, but the…

When I was a (very) little kid one of our neighbors almost died after mixing ammonia and bleach. My mother was aghast that they didn’t know this was a big no-no.

ALL of his “money” came from Russia and China. Literally all of it. He doesn’t own any “companies” and his “property” is leveraged to the hilt. It’s all a huge scam, an obvious one too.

The freak routinely did and said numerous things that would have INSTANTLY destroyed the career of any other major political figure, ever. Lots of people have lost way more over way less. But the fat gassy weirdo just gets a magic pass, every time.

His entire “bio” is total bullshit. Before he ran for office he was running pyramid and bait & switch schemes, selling garbage vitamins, “picture phones” and renting his name to that “university” credit card fraud scam. Every single thing the public thinks they “know” about him is a lie.

Note how today he only spoke briefly and fled before taking any questions. Lard Belly’s little “disinfectant and UV” freestyle rap bombed and bombed hard. He seemed to forget that he wasn’t be-bopping and scatting at the Mobile Civic Auditorium in front of a few thousand roaring Trumpies and his typically gassy…

Trumpies spent the entire day braying about “fake news”, “context” and the thought processes of mega-geniuses, only to have their cult leader renounce the whole thing as a gag that just went over everyone’s head. Trumpies won’t care, but it was the most damaging moment of his presidency so far, as he was exposed as a…

Now suddenly today he fled before taking any questions and his handlers are making a point out of mentioning how “tired” he is. Which is interesting, as yesterday’s NYT piece detailed his daily schedule, which consists of ten or eleven hours of TV a day, including from 5am to noon every day.

His drooling Trumpies spent the entire day attempting to “explain” what the cretin “meant”, then Waddles turns around and claims it was all “a joke” he was using to troll “the media”.

I cannot believe that everyone there didn’t burst out laughing at his idiocy.

And, predictably enough, his drooling Trumpies are in furious spin mode, trying to pretend that he “didn’t really” say that and how it’s “fake news”, even though everyone fucking heard and saw him do it. Apparently we’re supposed to translate everything he says and come with our own interpretations. They refuse to…

And he should be personally liable for any effects suffered by people who legit need it and couldn’t obtain it, too. This cretin sees nothing wrong with with pretending he knows everything worth knowing and now after a few briefings he barely paid attention to he’s suddenly a doctor, doling out nonsensical “medical”…

He speculated on whether there was “some way” to use UV light “through the skin or some other way”, which aptly demonstrates that he has no earthly idea how light, viruses OR the human body works. He seems to think that viruses get inside you and just kind of stick to things like your lungs, so why not try just wiping…

A president who reads books and is capable of at least faking basic humanity...those were the days. Painting, clearing brush, sharing candy with Michelle Obama...he seems downright adorable next to the waddling weirdo.

Today he “suggested” injecting “disnifectants”, so you know you’ll soon be hearing about some dimbub Trumpie out in Trumpland who booted up a syringe full of Clorox, followed by an interview with their spouse who’ll express disbelief that the president could have steered them wrong. “I’ll be thinking long and hard…