LOL it’s like the constant threat of looming gun control. The people they fear are really bad at the stuff they imagine they’re doing.

 
Knock on wood, but imagine that freakish weirdo having to address the nation regarding something serious.

Donny Junior as the stance of a chinless man who might be chinless on the outside but has chin to spare on the inside. He’s unafraid to get right up in your face (really close, too, as he has no chin) and tell you that it’s not the size of the chin but how you use it that matters. Then he’ll let you buy him a drink…

No chin. It runs in the family. Look at old pictures of Ivanka, no chin. She bought one, he’s still chinless.

Wind power = green. Green = libs. Libs = potential complete downfall of America. Therefore when Lard Belly “attacks” wind power he is by extension saving America from the libs, who wish to enslave hard-working Americans by forcing them to power their devices with electricity obtained via foreign-made pansy-ass bald…

He hates windmills because he was in a dispute about them in Scotland involving the view from his idiotic golf course. It’s the level he operates on. This dispute didn’t go exactly how he wanted it to go, so he’ll forever consider windmills to be his enemy and he’ll stop at nothing to enact his revenge against them,…

Invanka is exactly what you’d expect Lard Belly’s adult daughter to be like. Insincere, contrived, inauthentic, pretentious and condescending with a completely imaginary back story jam-packed with fanciful self-promoting lies. Her ludicrous “bio” is as fake as that chin and those teeth. In “real life” she’s about as…

She’s been honing and cultivating her act for years, striving for her “poised and moderate successful supermodel-turned-business mogul/devoted wife/adoring mommy” persona to take off like her fat gassy daddy’s “TV billionaire” persona did, but she was hilariously off the mark regarding What Americans Want. Trumpies…

Bill Cosby: convicted rapist. Eddie Murphy: not a convicted rapist. That’s the thing about being a convicted rapist, once you have “convicted rapist” in front of your name your words and opinions tend to carry slightly less gravity than they used to. Yes, Murphy’s old stand-up routines were often explicit and to some…

IMO it’s very funny how her efforts to appoint herself as America’s Very Own Princess have failed so badly. She has the family grift down cold, with the meaningless babble, phony smile and silly outfits but unlike her fat gassy daddy she just doesn’t have the pizazz to make it as a top-flight con artist. He gyrates,…

Flabby old Don Dingus, still carrying his golf course-based grudge against windmills. He’s such a stammering imbecile.

Vile pig. Can someone cave in her skull with a claw hammer because she’s “ugly”?

That’s a rough 37. My SO is 36 and looks twenty years younger than that dismal she-hag.

Look at the Trumptard over his right shoulder, even he appears disgusted by Waddles.

Well, her fat gassy hero openly mocked a disabled reporter to generate some giggles among his obnoxious flea-bitten fans, so where she comes from goofing on disabilities and handicaps is all just good clean fun. If Biden turned around and called her a “piggish lard ass who I wouldn’t fuck with Don Jr.’s dick” you bet…

Blubber Rump can say ANYTHING with a straight face, regardless of whether it’s true or even real. He just makes shit up at will and insists that “reality” is whatever he says it is. And it only becomes “real” when his enablers, stooges and lackeys play along and pretend it is.

Look at the obese gassy freak, he can’t even speak without contorting his ghoulish face into those wildly contrived expressions. When will “the rest” of this country realize that this flatulent ass-clown doesn’t do a shred of real work, ever? By day he watches teevee and tweets about it and by night he gyrates around…

He’s going to turn it into a huge circus that will make 2016 look sane in comparison. This is the problem, he isn’t playing the same game as his opponents are. If you give him any respect or take any aspect of his obnoxious persona seriously in any way you’ve already lost. He isn’t out to win over voters with his…

LOL the American “Christian right”, the brainless anchors dragging the rest of us down. “Well, he’s a crude amoral greedy vain thieving envious covetous lying cheating con artist with a lengthy and very well established track record of being a sleazy fraudulent scumbag” said Jesus, “but that Clinton really gives me…

I pop 200mg of caffeine as soon as I wake up, so thirty minutes later it’s special delivery time, like clockwork. Taking a dump at work is something I strive to avoid. It’s gross and everyone knows what you just did, too.