LOL Waddlin’ Don just couldn’t let the week fade into memory without finding yet another way to completely humiliate himself and the nation once again. His toilets don’t flush properly, he doesn’t know how to operate a sink and he thinks light bulbs are making him look orange. OK then.

OT but I once split a hotel room with a friend of mine and when I went to use the shower I discovered that he used all four or five full-sized bath towels and he didn’t just use them, but they were all completely sopping wet and piled up in the corner. When I asked him why he needed all the towels he replied “I took a…

Of course Waddlin’ Don flushes 10-15 times, for reasons best left unexplored here. “It’s called rain”...once again the gassy orange feeb humiliates himself and the nation with his flatulent jabbering. Forget impeachment, he should be hauled away in a big net and locked up in a room with cushioned walls and no sharp…

Judith Regan, the force behind Howard Stern’s “books” and O.J.’s “IF...I did it” debacle. If a thousand chimps were put in front of a thousand typewriters Regan would publish the book they cranked out. She is to publishing as Donald Trump is to fine dining.

He tried it once and thought he looked good. Then when people pointed it out he (of course) lied and said no, this is how I always look. Thus he had to keep doing it AND it had to be the same stuff lest anyone noticed any difference. Same with the hair and the suits, if he changed now it’d just draw attention to how…

One day some time ago, Waddlin’ Don thought he looked a little pale and sickly, so he painted his face with a bottle of that stuff (which he most likely pilfered from his wife, daughter or some prostitute he was with). He thought he looked great. Then people noticed how ridiculously orange he was, to which he replied…

Or the part about him losing his shit because Melania’s father was wearing one of his discarded red hats on the golf course. Apparently ONLY HE can wear a red hat. Fucking toddler.

I mean I know Robert Kardashian was one of O.J.’s lawyers and all, but was OJ really mentioned enough to necessitate a formal ban? How often did Caitlyn and the girls talk about OJ? “That Todd Gurley looked like vintage OJ on that run”...”you carved that turkey like an angry jealous OJ”...”Caitlyn, the speed limit is…

LOL get a load of Don Dingus pointing out someone else having a “fit”. His entire life consists of tossing his childish stootz fits, he does it literally every single day. Waddlin’ Don’s pathetic attempts to pretend he’s “busy working” during the hearings blew up in his face when he fled that summit like a baby after…

Typical American “Christians”, taking the easiest possible “stands” while deftly avoiding having to deal with the more difficult aspects of the faith, like charity, selflessness and compassion. “I’m looking out for the taxpayers/fetuses” while heaping scorn and passing judgement on everyone else. “Should have studied…

They convince “taxpayers” that it’s actually the poor who are ripping them off and that vindictively severing a valuable and needed service is an altruistic act, as they’re “lowering your tax burden” AND forcing those lazy deadbeat layabouts to get jobs and “contribute to the economy” so they can pay taxes of their…

On the plus side, maybe now all those racist suburban soccer moms on Facebook can stop pretending they were outraged when they were in line at the supermarket behind the (black, of course) fur and designer shoe-clad food stamp recipient who had a cart full of vodka, lobsters, cigars, candy and lottery tickets, then…

Yep, Trumpies want the ability to decide when and how basic standards of human decency apply, even though their hero is a blatantly amoral scumbag with no respect for anyone whatsoever. “Conservatives” back in the 90s thought it was hilarious to goof on Chelsea Clinton but God forbid you say Barron Trump looks like a…

Another vindictive attack against the poor in the name of “saving taxpayers” what amounts to a relative pittance. Good for you, “conservatives”, you’ve successfully forced some hungry people to go “get jobs”, well done.

Melania is there (and was hired) to give folks the impression that Trump was a virile model-scoring lady killer who was attracted to adult women and just packed full of sexual magnetism and not a sleazy serial whore-mongerer who openly lusts after and comments upon underage girls. Look how hard she’s trying to pretend…

Obviously her fat gassy husband told her “I don’t give a shit about your dumb pet project but it goddamned better be better than Michele Obama’s was or no more diamonds for you”. So she sat down and days later came up with “Be Best”, because “best” is better than better and “zee Donald” is always “best”. Which is…

And where are the buildings she designed? Is there a Melania Tower somewhere that I’m just not familiar with?

You can actually see the giant gaping sucking void where her soul used to be. She looks exactly like a woman who wakes up every morning and remembers yet again that the waddling obnoxious imbecile on the teevee stole her life force just to burnish his cretinous personal brand.

In “real life” Melania would be, at best, the manager at an upscale department store’s cosmetics counter. Ivanka would be, of course, a realtor.

If Waddlin’ Don doesn’t like being mocked then perhaps he should refrain from humiliating himself by babbling like a complete imbecile and going off on Don-centric tangents no one else cares about. They’re world leaders, not D-list teevee game show contestants battling for a prize. How can they not laugh after…