If Waddlin’ Don is commenting, he’s lying, simple as that. I guarantee that the next time he shows his grotesque face in public he’ll be even more caked in makeup than ever and he’ll be visibly unwell. Lard Belly had some sort of breakdown during his Saturday afternoon teevee bender and was carted off to the hospital,…

Who goes to the hospital for an exam and decides to also visit some patients while they’re there? Alternately, who visits someone in the hospital then decides it’d be a good time to take “part” of their annual physical while they’re there?

Those giant baggy suits do nothing to mask his enormous gut and absolutely massive rump. His ass visibly squishes and spreads outward when he sits, it’s pure flab. He’s has all the “muscle tone” of a 55 gallon drum liner full of mac & cheese.

“Sigh, such a dull boring Saturday. Perhaps I’ll go to Walter Reed and visit a troop.”

Like every Trump, Donnie Junior is a lying scumbag trying to project a phony persona to the world. Daddy didn’t hug him enough as a child and now we’re stuck having to endure the chinless goober’s blathering. His hyper-masculine act is laughably pathetic and sad, even by Trump standards.

Once again Waddlin’ Don does what he does best...tweeting insults at anyone who dares to make him look like the obese inept asswipe he is. Even the Fox News blowhards were aghast at his dotarded tweetstorm, the guy is totally incapable of not behaving like a gassy orange feeb.

If Donnie Junior The Rat-Faced Boy wasn’t Waddlin’ Don’s son he’d be working out of a trailer on a subprime used car lot, selling flood damaged Buicks to low-income buyers at an outrageous mark-up, then going home to his cheap clapboard condo to do laxative-cut coke with that sleazy tramp he calls his wife.

I’m pure Gen X, thus way too cool to have a dog in this fight.

Yes, but none of JWoww’s Jersey charm.

She looks like JWoww after a plastic surgery mishap.

She looks like a 2029 Jersey Shore reunion run amok. And he looks like her new pet hamster.

They really should start calling Kylie “Microphone”, as it’s what rappers use.

It’s very odd how “play along with Waddlin’ Don’s imaginary world of whimsy” only works for him. No one’s buying it at all when his wife, sons or daughter tries it. Everyone knows what Melania is, no one respects or admires her and no one ever will, nor should they. If Melsie doesn’t like it she can stay home and play…

LOL oh yeah, that’d be the debacle to end all debacles.

More like the “IQ 45" club.

Junk music for junk people.

Gassy Trumptards, the country would be a far better place overnight if only we could rid ourselves of every Trumpie.

Me too, in fact I’m always disappointed to find out he woke up again. The day he dies will be glorious no matter how it happens, I have a big bag of booze, weed and fireworks stashed for the big day. Watch his funeral on TV, I’ll be the one ripping big ones and launching snot rockets as his gaudy casket passes by.

Obvious bullshit. They have no “relationship”, he pays her to play his “wife” on the teevee. She is a fraud just like he is. Her “bio”, how they “met”, their “married life together”...100% lies. She was never a “supermodel”, she is not an “architect”, she’s just a woman who was desperate and/or greedy enough to take…

Exactly why he hired Melania to play his “wife”. He loves to perpetuate the illusion that “beautiful women” are “drawn” to him and not repelled by his flabby doughy body, twitching spastic face, ridiculous hair and odious personality.