Yeah, that’s a tough one. They say missing out on that 28th World Series title is the one that stings the most. Have him dry his tears on one of those many banners.

For years I thought “Caribbean Queen” was “Caribou Suite”, which I assumed was a themed room at some sort of Canadian resort. 

It’s pretty funny how society has devolved to a point where this dipshit’s “snitching” is seen as his biggest offense and worst attribute. He’s a scrawny, pooh-bellied little inner-city dirtbag with rainbow hair, rainbow teeth and 69s tattooed all over his body. He’s a legit sex offender who glorifies guns, drugs and…

There are men who still care about this? My SO (who is a woman, BTW) makes WAY more than I do and I personally think it’s GREAT. IMO it’s a source of pride, not “shame”. She’s going to make more, in fact, and when that happens I will have no qualms whatsoever about not working anymore at all. She’s cool with it and if…

Fatty McLardbelly will never “love” Tiffany as much as he “loves” Ivanka because Marla took Tiffany away from the fat gassy pervert before he got the chance to have her writhe around on his lap like Ivanka did. Not getting the chance to ogle and feel up his “other” daughter is why Daffy Don is so cold toward her. Lard…

Donnie Junior, the Rat-Faced Boy. The beard does nothing to hide his chinless-ness. Everything the rodent-esque creep says is designed to secure that executor spot just in case something should “happen” to his plastic sister before he fat gassy daddy dies. It’s unlikely but it’s his only hope.

They were perfectly fine in San Diego and there was nothing wrong with their stupid stadium either. Now they play in a soccer stadium before throngs of visiting fans instead. The Chargers and the Rams will rue the day they moved to LA.

They’ve been trying to make Rutgers football a thing for decades now and it just hasn’t taken at all. The harder they try, the worse it gets. It was way, way better back when they played Bucknell and Yale, teams they might actually compete with.

And it wasn’t as close as the score indicates.

There are three plausible explanations for how he ingested fentanyl. He could have been using pharmaceutical fentanyl diverted from someone else, although this seems very unlikely. Two, he could have used street “heroin”. And three, he took counterfeit pills.

Rutgers should be playing schools like Colgate and Amherst and Navy, not Big Ten programs, even the crappy ones like Indiana. At least they were semi-well matched against the old Big East schools. No one in NJ even understands RU’s insistence on pretending to be a real football school. No one asked for it, no one…

Maybe he’s not a great as you sportswriters continue to insist he is.

The flatulent waddling feeb desperately needs to be executed, tossed into a ditch, doused with gasoline and burned to unrecognizable ash. He is a fat, gassy and malignant stain on society, the country and the world as a whole. And his “supporters” are less than human, their “opinions” and “feelings” have no relevance,…

I repeatedly said during the “election” that the flabby orange goober has absolutely no understanding of what “the government” even is. He doesn’t understand how it works, why it was set up that way or what it’s supposed to be doing, not on even the most elementary level. He seriously believes that “being president”…

Don Dingus is a bloated inept gassy fraud. He genuinely believes he’s king and has the absolute right to do anything he likes whenever he feels like it. I mean it’s not like anyone ever stops him. Of course “regular” people are horrified by his actions, as his actions are demented and totally self-serving.

People still act stunned when he starts wildly feebing around, but this is how he’s always been...a fat gassy disturbed amoral weirdo with a God complex. It’s time to seriously begin discussing how and where he’ll be executed, as his death is the only solution.

In an ideal scenario, the obese waddling freak would be dragged by his throat to a remote abandoned industrial park, stood up against a wall and executed by rifle fire. Then his flabby corpse would be tossed in a ditch, doused with fuel and set ablaze until only ash remained. Then his entire family (and his crew of…

Ivanka is a vile, nasty little piece of garbage, almost as amoral and soulless as her fat gassy daddy is. Every single thing she says is the meaningless vapid droning of a spoiled narcissistic scumbag, her entire existence is all about making sure she’s executor of daddy’s will and absolutely not one thing more. She’s…

What this fat waddling freak is doing will never be undone, not in our lifetimes. For some inexplicable reason the United States has allowed a flabby orange teevee game show host to assume the highest office in the land, pull his ample rump cheeks apart and spray shit all over it. Every day he further humiliates the…

I’m Gen X too and I’m getting pretty tired of being described as a “boomer”. Not even close.