if all Americans drove Smart

And as a result, you've just created every car enthusiast's bucket list.

Well, that lawsuit would've been won if the box belonged to Apple...

Oh im sorry I was unaware that Jamebox had the copyright on colored rectangular boxes. You better go inform literally every other company in the fucking world. There is no lawsuit here. They are both rectangles because that the logical shape to put a speaker, and just about any other electronic/anything, in. This is…

Umm, so?

You now have a working definition of a commodity.

It's good to know Dr. Manhattan can still keep himself busy.

"episodes, like the one where Cobra made a chain of fast food restaurants and then launched them all into space for some reason."

Once again, Rob, thank you for saving me 12 bucks and two hours of my life.

I was always a fan of the El Nino from NFS Hot Pursuit

But I'm pretty sure I would freak out over a Pagani hatchback.

What a sad and misguided opinion.

This was the GT4 converted to the Bertone Rainbow that looked like the X1/9.

And you are succeeding at being a huge racist, so you've got that going for you.

At the end of the day, you still have your priorities fucked up?

I've watched you call everyone racist on this blog, wrongly so. Didn't feel the need to correct your personal racism, whatever. But 5'5" isn't short? The average American man is between 5'8" and 5'9", so it is absolutely short. What a racist dumbass you are.

you might want to mention it is exclusive to AT&T, that is my #1 reason to not get it. I went with the Galaxy S5 instead because I am not changing carriers.

I'm Helping!

Look, buddy, I have plenty of imagination. PLENTY. You should see the disgusting things I masturabate about. I'm just saying, if we give Pixar a pass on this, we give them free reign to reassign features at will, and when they finally do a movie about anthropomorphized people, the NIPPLES will be the eyes. Just you…