DreaminShelby427
DreaminShelby427
DreaminShelby427

If this isn't a thing then it needs to be one. Props to u, you literary genius.

"TORCH GRABS THE BALL GOES UP FOR THE DUNK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM!

it'll be great until the day someone gets their account hacked from close range NFC phishers. Then everyone will be afraid to use it.

You don't get it. THEY'RE FORCING YOU TO SPEND THE EXTRA $100. The only reason the 16gb exists is so they can say, "Hey! we didn't change the price. it's the same!"

"cut some a them thar triangles in the hood and paint it red! I'm going to fuck my sister."

OMFG. I hate myself for saying this but I want one. What's wrong with me (<—-15th person to say this)

They did. It's called the Cayanne. This is a little prettier tho.

Me and my ex wife were in Negril , Jamaica for our honeymoon and on our way reluctantly back to the airport. There was a big problem in Jamaica because in the US they had tried to arrest Christopher Coke. Apparently shit was about to get real and we had no idea.

Yeah but DOOMIE was AWESOME.

For some reason when I read the word Skoda I can't help but hear it narrated by a Canadian from Quebec...real slow like. I know it makes no sense but I had to share.

she blinds everbody with her super high beams, she's a squirrel squashing, deer smacking driving machine! CANYENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So here's my take. If CAR world had people in it Jason is totally right. However, CARS has no people so it would look like they just all had their brains removed. I understand why it was done but it shouldn't set the standard for the future.

Saying you're not a luddite is only a thing that luddites say.

So how much did you drink/smoke before you thought this article was a good idea?

"GET OFF ME WOMAN! I HAVE TO CATCH THEM ALL!!!"

I had this idea YEARS AGO. Damn me for not following through with drunken genius.

Having money means there's a whole bunch of problems you NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH. Like starving, being homeless, choosing work over life. Having money doesn't mean life is great but it gives you the opportunity to live a GREAT LIFE. Take it from someone who knows what it's like to have bigger problems then, "I feel

That's cute. playing the "i was trolling" card. You're a racist ass who has shitty taste in music. BIRD GANG!