How is it that sarah j parker's shoe was not nailed to her foot?

That would explain why none of his daughters are of the same ethnicity.

Personally this one shouldve won

It could be a good game on the Wii U.

Would a MAN wear gloves?

Confirmed. Your piece of metal bores me, and so does your stupid cliched engagement story. I will engage in the display, however (fucking politeness lol). Oddly I do like weddings, though, but I think it's mainly the getting drunk and dancing...

Stop. Please. Just stop. Let the Alien series just die in peace. I mean I know there are people that want more Alien games, but why? Why I ask you? Is it the belief that if you do something bad enough times probability states you will have something good pop out at least once?

You DO know that Leia kills Jabba while in that getup, right? Giant green beast? Have you ever fucking watched Star Wars?

Ill torrent it.

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

Attack on Sonic.

Dracula says hello! Even with all the next-gen hubbub, Lords of Shadow 2 is one of my most anticipated games of next year. You guys didn't even mention it!

Andre 2073 has couple games left to become Andre 3000.

Evan, normally I love your reviews but you did a severe injustice to KI with this. You missed out on key things.

Funny, I seem to remember a ton of advice that you shouldn't buy a console at launch