Good. Because I hate almonds. Getting in the way with their blandness and space filling in every trailmix from here to timbuktu.

This needs to be put onto a Raspberry PI and then we all need to make google voice accounts to keep this thing going forever and ever.

Now this is a LifeHack!

Salt is salt. Sodium Chloride. “Rock Salt” just has all the rocks left in it when they mine it out of the earth, and it can also include bigger chunks of salt, but in the end it is all just the same chemical compound. Kosher, fine, table, rock—all sodium chloride.

“With enough skill and patience, any sort of metal object can basically be heated up and forged into a weapon.”

*ahem*

After extensive research into your comment, I can find one single fact amongst the other nonsense.

Nonono... You pick something HORRIBLE so that everyone thinks you look wonderful, and they looked like someone took a load of roadkill and stitched it into a dress like object.

Replace the sugar with another carb then: Alcohol.

Haters gonna hate.

I’m sorry. That’s just not possible. America is built on not listening to the majority.

As I have said, time and time again, the only thing that I want is a label. That’s all. It’s not hard to do, it is on the same vein as organic—meaning it is not really monitored or controlled—but that is all I want.

it really damages them pretty badly.

So... They are precog-hipsters? They unknowingly know that a product won’t ever be mainstream, so they like it before they even know they should like it?

Yes, because please lets give them even more exposure which is all these assholes really care about.

I hope they registered those drones... Because it would be terrible if they got...

In all honesty, a much better method is to NOT OVERCOOK IT.

Yep. The old Tampon in a gunshot wound tactic has worked well for centuries.

It’s like they took a low-poly model from a game in the late 90’s, scaled it up a bit, and then hit PRINT in a big-ass 3D printer.

Oh goodie! Can I go back on record as saying that this is EXACTLY HOW TOBACCO USED TO OPERATE IN YE OLDEN DAYS?!?