That is the most Republican answer I have ever heard.

The sad thing is that she probably got fired over this. From all of what I have read, this is like a DEFCON1 level.

QQ nubs. You kids today... With your silkscreen diagrams, color-coded and polarity marked pins, in the same place with the same patterns...

when did the TSA allow a bomb onto a plane?

And yet, people still murder. Hourly. Every couple of minutes, if I remember my stats correctly. So clearly the punishment is not strong enough—so lets ramp it up. Lets kill them if they kill someone. Yeah. That's the ultimate punishment. Death for death.

Watch this below. Yes, I realize it is talking about the military, but there is a quote that I want you to listen to in there, that I believe applies to daily life.

No, you misunderstand my point. Your question is, literally, impossible. Just like cops making people stop murdering one another.

Why don't cops just stop people from murdering?

Naah, I think I will just drive still. Flying sucks, and the only way to stick it to the man is to not fly.

Just got to be sure that your RAID chip is smart enough to know they are SSD's and to TRIM them so that you don't get crappy performance after a while.

The solution is to eat nothing but the stinkiest of food.

Ooh, what a pretty new Z:OoT playing device! It will look lovely next to the other 4 that I own!

Who honestly sends MMS messages anymore? WHY? All of my friends have Hangouts, and that is all that I use daily. For anyone else, Snapchat. For the REALLY strange, KiK. And then, uh, EMAIL. Hell, you can even Twitter things.

My time is literally not worth these popcorn kernels... And unless you are making tipped-staff wages, I will bet it is not worth yours either.

For me, it has always been about integration with the OS. Every single one of them—until these—has been an 'add on' to the OS. They usually accomplish this by being an app that you have to keep running and up to date to have it work. The Sony Smartwatch and Pebble are examples of this. They are good, but they are only…

With a pack of cheap BBQ skewers (wooden. $1 at the corner shop not 500' from my house) I can:

Pet Hair Squeegee: Malarky. You are either breaking off fibers of the carpet, or you just have a crap vvacuum cleaner. Or one you never cleaned any of the filters on.

"It's totally legal"

Good luck. Hope you don't get locked out of your garage from tin whiskers from the extreme heating/cooling cycles bridging pins!

That was some subtle sarcasm. I missed it entirely, and I consider myself somewhat of an expert on the subject.