The owner’s son will take over team operations.

Do those come standard with TPMS? Obviously 1.5psi too low on the tracks.

Full lock stopping is still faster than abs.

Yeah but if the guy had been driving a proper rwd manual 30 years old car without electronic nannies and safety features that makes people lazy and suck their soul, he would have been more attentive and would heave easily rev-matched / heel’n toe his way out of trouble.

When GE turned everything around, they actually had to nickname Jack Welch “Chainsaw Jack.” This guy’s name is already Hackett. I just hope he can, um...do the job well? Succeed?

Disarray

Let’s just walk away right now, silently.

OH boy.

sorry I cant those people apart 

im actually blogging from space

As I’m sitting here, laboriously typing this all out to you, I just want to scream THIS WOULDN’T BE AN ISSUE IF WE JUST LEGALIZED THE POT. 

Bitch, I write about real cars every goddamn day! I wrote four other articles about cars and car-related things the same day I wrote this. And the weird obsession isn’t with the crazy group; it’s because of my crazy eyeball/headlight fixation. That’s the root of it all. And not being breast-fed.

So someone who collects serial killer memorabilia is a repressed lunatic.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

One witness, Greg Phillips, told the paper he saw a motorcyclist crash when the road buckled.

noo, this is the best solution, riiiight here

I hope while you were sick someone sent you a custom card that said:

This is Round 2. Round 1 ended like Dinosaurs 0, Rock 1387687312786123786123412343151481824761847 or so.

I’ve been following Jalopnik since 06-07 and I don’t recall them saying anything positive about F1.

Having a hard time finding the part of this story that is “really messing you up” or why the “reproductive strategy” is so “weird”. Can it even be called a “strategy”?