AWACS on, AWACS off.

I uncovered this secret internal memo from an undisclosed source that may explain:

Jesus Christo. The amount of you that rush to blurt out your stupid opinions without even taking 2 minutes to read a few paragraphs about what it is you’re commenting on is astounding.

I thought that a billionaire like Elon Musk would not feel the need to angrily tweet out rebuttals to bizarre news stories about him. I guess I was wrong.

They really thought that airline name and that symbol right after it is a good idea?

If you would only watch the video, the wings crack and fall off at 1:25.

Ballaban,

so... other than the slobber, my comment seems pretty legit, right?

Fu@k this. What was wrong with REAL dogs doing the dishes?

Neutral: VW is just dying to build a car without a CEL, so I'd say they're properly motivated.

Doug’s gonna inherit a new retirement condo in Florida every time his girlfriend bites it. And with that demographic, he’ll be rolling in condos

Today Show? We are SO IN with the 64-72 Year Old Female demographic, it's not even funny. Doug, I hope you're not in any serious relationships, because the floodgates are about to open.

This always applies. The best question is “Did your wreckage at least make it?”.

Obligatory x2

i’m jealous he has a workshop big enough to lay components out on a single place. the last time i took apart a snow blower, i was using it’s air cleaner box to hold the bolts, which was balanced on top of the thrower blade, which was on top of the repair manual..

oop, my mistake

its fine, we’ll fix it all in post