Fuck your next

Jezebel is killing me with cognitive disonance this week.

Electric Van

“Wait wait wait wait...just hear me out”

Or they end up crashed in a lake, like this lambo

His name has 3 fucking accents in it, do you really assume he’s an American?

you know whats worse than a broken EZ out in the hole?

I hope Fernando doesn’t have to wait this long for a decent car.

Someone needs to Photoshop a redneck Eva Green STAT

>Last I checked sending hostile warplanes into another country’s >sovereign airspace isn’t exactly kosher.

It’s racist, because I was being racist. I am mocking the inability of a native Mandarin speaker to pronounce Swagger and Wagon correctly. I am also mocking the way Mandarin translates Western/English slang.

18th century ‘Germany’ was partitioned worse than Android was 2 years ago

Just to annoy Jason:

I passed one of those years ago in my Miata at NHMS. I then lost my brakes at the next turn and went agricultural right in front of it. No harm done except to my brakes.

Nice aero

I only see this:

Am I the only one?

Is the president still planning to pardon Turkey next week?

Holy crap that’s like a caricature they created just to joke about it.

Holy shit that’s a swim platform.