Only 17 Palestinians were harmed in the making of this*

What I think I’m seeing...is a personalized, miniature form of a transit bus, dressed up like a Slurpee.

It’s like a classic Citroën DS hooked up with a mid-2000s Renault at Chernobyl.

Holly shit, Baby, put junior on the slider again!

Let’s not forget she did get badly hurt, though.

That’s great...considering Malaysia is in the equatorial region of Southeast Asia.

It’s possible not to like Israel and its policies and NOT be antisemitic. Just so damn possible, it’s effortless really. Throwing that charge at any hint of negative Israeli opinions is lazy and shitty.

Israel, long after its initial violent and racist establishment, has continued to take territory from all of its neighbors (sovereign modern states) in military invasions. They are at war at least as much as the US is. They occupied the entire Sinai peninsula for years, having taken it with the help of France and the…

Lebanon, Syria, Egypt. West Bank, Gaza and Jordan.

Stop it so hard the rust all falls off.

Wet blanket alert! Unfortunately I’m right there with you.

This is better investigative journalism than poor ol’ Doug could ever dream of! #butforrealloveyouDoug

It looks like this.

Why? Because he called BS on American media and government, which time and time again lie on purpose. Puhleze. What do you know about South Ossetia? Nuff said.

Russia is trying to return the region to the status quo, instead of toppling a dictator. Because that second option worked so well for the U.S. in Iraq.

So now the fraudulent fifth column running foreign policy while abusing our military is upset that Russia is bombing our terrorist army? Are we living in the Twilight Zone or something?

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

chaps chaps chaps chaps

cause a dick is no good without a leg to stand on

“if you dickheads have time to ride, it’s time to drop the throttle and pick up a shovel.”