Chinese knockoffs are like peering into a parallel universe.. where everything feels familiar, yet so different...

Physics pedants will tell you there's no such thing as Centrifuckitall force, but I just saw it in action.

I suspect it won't last a year.

I pressed play on the video the moment the column went up. Already had 58 replies by the time it was over. Some of those commenters were actually excited by the PT Cruiser. They will be very disappointed. However, silver lining: I know where there's one cheap. Runs OK, too.

Doug DeMuro

So that makes it okay to say, then?

He'll go further than that.

All fluids take up a vast amount of heat in the change of vapour, and as my engine has no carburettor, but vapourises the charge directly in the cylinder, the fluid in vapourising absorbs the heat the cylinder walls have derived from the last explosion, and thus keeps the heat of the cylinders at a comparatively low…

Step 1: Steal Torchinsky's beetle.

Not that I'm an expert at photo alterations, but I see weird pixelation all over the place on this car.

And the crowd goes mild!

Immediately identifiable as not an A4. Audi's designers have failed.

Solution: rear facing high beams.

Well there's your problem.

That's actually the infamous blade failure containment and power test-they run an engine to full power, detonate a charge to cut a turbofan blade (first stage, the ones you can see), and the nacelle has to contain the blade failure while the engine must still make 10% power, I believe. Unbelievable expensive to…

That's a controlled explosion used to simulate fan blade failure, to test blade containment.

Here is a pic of me being handcuffed with this exact 550