Ah hem. Dear sir,

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

And Brian Williams & Bill O'Reilly will be there to cover it.

That shirt really fucks with my brain's sense of orientation.

#teamorlove

I've lived all over the US and I agree. Never been to Germany, but I'm sure public transportation is a viable option there, making driving more of a privelage. They say its a privalege in the US, but it's really more of a right since it's so hard to live in so many places without a car.

Too soon, Junior.

Well it might. It depends on if Porsche will still agree to all of this if the venue changes. Right now, these three automakers are like three dudes in a bench seat pickup in the middle of July. Ferrari wants to drive, but is settling for shotgun, McLaren is at the helm and doesn't like where they agreed to go, and…

Lung Cancer: The Movie

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How to kill your nine best friends

Filmed with a Tamagotchi and uploaded via Satellite dialup.

Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Let me put it this way. I'm pretty sure I once went a full week without seeing a single girl.

The people of Charlie Hebdo definitely didn't deserve what happened, but this isn't an issue of free speech, its an issue of actions have consequences. Far too often people will talk out of line, say something or do something that reflects poorly on them, and then they try to use "free speech" as a Get Out of Trouble…

Fuck Delaware! Did you know Delaware is the only state in the union that has no anti- usury laws? That's why all of your credit card companies are incorporated there. Check the mail-to address on your credit card bills.

A smart home is like a smart TV: it's a product that's trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist.

Had anyone else noticed they use different spoke OZs for front and rear?

I sat in this car when I was a little kid.