Solution 1:

Doesn’t the Ranger use the 2.3 Mazda engine? In that case it would be chain driven. I know because I had to change it in my CX-7 and it wasn’t fun.

Place k-cup here.

Safety video for this product should have this soundtrack:

I don’t think you could do it with flip cards. From what I remember they can only go in one direction (since they basically rely on gravity to flip), so everytime your speed decreses by one mph, they’d have to go all shuffly on you to get to the lower number.

Farmers might be a reference to a steering wheel knob.

Based on the comments so far it doesn’t look like the Prowler needs any defending.

This angle/color combination gives this car a very Pontiac Sky vibe.

Hero (with a sneer on his face): “Okay, set the engine’s spark plugs to blow up the gas tank.”

I don’t know how to post in Oppo, so I’m leaving this here. BJ’s has the Ride Along Andretti Experience for $30 (usually $130).

Oh yeah, like that’s gonna fly with regulations.

What’s so bad with that picture to justify carnapping (TM)? That wheel will still brake. It will sound like a safe being dragged through grinding stones, but it will stop the car.

Holy Mowgli, that’s one CP to be smoked alone.

Your example looks more like a squished Lancer than a Mazda, but I do get your point.

An in-grown toenail... IN THE FACE

Dieter Zetsche is impressed

Field day for chipmunks and leaves.

Pink flatbed, to add insult to injury.

What the... is the little horn and the big horn doing hidden in that sea of buttons?

This is what Dictionary.com has to say about the word ‘dictatorship’: