May this come true for you, Dr_Zoidberg, and also for this would-be (hopefully one day) California author. My best friend used to live very close to Hugh Jackman in NYC, and said that he was very nice (they wound up walking their dogs around the same time in the evening and her dog loved romping with his dog when they…

Justin Theroux falls for mid 30s Midwestern Marketing Manager “I didn’t see it coming either!”

(Well, that’s kind of the point of training.)

i mean you cant but also what the fuck are you talking about

I keep having this terrible feeling that he will finally, finally shut his mouth for more than 48 hours at a time and his poll numbers will go up. Because there are people who are just determined to believe that he will, despite every available shred of evidence, be reasonable and they can support him over Clinton.

She will. These mouth-breathers don't realize that they, much like Boers in SA, are on the wrong side of history and history will brutally wash them away from the scenery.

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

I normally hate the phrase “all the feels” but this story seriously fills me with all. the. feels.

Hysterical. I was a hysterical sobbing mess when I saw this this morning.

You forgot rich. With lots of rich and famous friends.

I watched the first episode but it just wasn’t interesting enough to continue watching it. We have been catching up this week on Transparent. I think my husband puts it on because he thinks its funny when I yell at Maura’s kids. Seriously- those kids are fucking terrible. They are the worst.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

It is 2016, I’ve been at my job for 11 years and I *still* get shit from men who say I am an AA hire. It completely devalues what you've accomplished. Fuck him.

come get your boy, Corey.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

not to hijack the thread and all, but i was searching for the perfect gif reaction to this story. my “millenial gif” search gave me nothing funny to use on this article, HOWEVER it did give me emo lee pace with ripped arms and his hair blowing in the wind, so

Is it me, or is Duke morphing into Rip Taylor?

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

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