Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.

How can you even focus on that when the event’s signage involves both prissy faux-handwriting and a PINK HEART for godssakes. How many meetings did they have to go through before they nixed the fairy-princess mascot with the sparkly wand?

Angels for Satan

Bless you for sitting through that. The third-hand embarrassment is so strong I had to cover my face and read your summary through a gap between my fingers.

I refuse to believe that anyone actually buys this shit. I can’t accept a reality in which people affix pewter charms to their towels.

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

I’m practically a Luddite—*just* capable of signing up for a burner account. But the way the text aligns with the floor of the sauna doesn’t look like something she just dashed off to her friend. Also, she’s an asshole.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

I completely understand why violating a person’s privacy in a space where they can expect not to be photographed nude for a personal conversation is OK. It’s for the lulz.

I am curious as to why she thinks native Zambians think angels would have long blonde hair.

Oh c’mon. Tintin in the Congo was written in 1930, with a specific aim to make colonisation seem all fine and dandy. Enjoying Tintin media made now is hardly supporting a comic that is eighty six years old (it’s not like they’re using the funds to make new versions), and was made for a specific time with a specific…

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

I KNOW.

At first I was fine with this. Even as a practicing Christian I found it silly since I don’t take the Bible literally, but as long as it wasn’t done with tax money and no one was forced to go it was fine with me. But reading about their bullshit hiring practices and this bit about special tax districts kind of irks…

Clearly none of you have ever heard of HolyLand where this is the daily main attration

That really is the fatal flaw. Granted Noah was a muscular Biblical patriarch, and probably there were some super-tall antideluvian trees he was able to use, but still ... for it to be right, a maximum of four people should have worked on this using nothing but tools available in Biblical times.

Don't be silly, those stories were just metaphors. You have to focus on the real important stuff like floods and the world being created in 6 days. That's what really matters. (/s)

So it takes considerable time and millions of dollars to construct this using modern tools, but one dude totally made the original by himself with a hammer and chisel. Got it.