Slip him a little tongue, Trump!

Need a new candidate? Why not Zoidberg?

Terrified, horrified, and yet mesmerized, all at the same time?

Pinkie Pie is best pony and to hell with all of you!

Holy flurking schnit...

Yeah, what the hell is he referring to ? ‘White’ America? ‘Rural’ America? ‘Straight Christian’ America?

Every day I wake up, read the news, and then wish for a plague to wipe out humanity and let the bees or the squid take over.

Damn, but your account is so heroic! Brought tears to my eyes...

I remember you, man! I was the towering beauty who wore cargo pants and carried the helpless little native childen to safety!

Now someone needs to ask Drumpf why he would choose a ‘sheriff’s star’, long a sign of law and order, to accuse someone of being corrupt. Does he think sheriffs are corrupt?!

My mind was just blown. I have to go lie down now.

How about a vague profile? mscoffee is a New York Jew who reads the Times, and going by the user name might just be a woman who drinks coffee.

Ha!

30 years of my life spent in Waco allows me to say this: Baylor is the worst.

But what if, like me, you just flat out hate people?

Hell to the yes! I love being single and living by myself. I haven’t dated anyone in 25+ years.

My biological clock goes off once a year; I can tell when I start dreaming about kittens.

Thank you so much, Hannah, for this article. There is nothing in my house more important to me than the happiness of my cats. Declawing is animal abuse, pure and simple.

I snorted my morning coffee out my nose...thanks! I’m totally stealing this picture, by the way.