Oh, they discontinued the decoder ring, but they do send you a nice flaming cross.

You'd be surprised at how hard it is to get a doctor to perform something like that on you if you are still of child-bearing age.

YES!!

My only consolation, as this country rapidly devolves into 'The Handmaid's Tale', is that I'm entering menopause and soon won't be able to have babies at all. I'm hoping to be made an 'Martha', although my domestic skills aren't that great.

Get out!

I got my cannon ready!

I believe in death with dignity. I've seen two family members die of complications of Alzheimer's - by the time they died they were so far gone nothing was left of who they had been. I will not go that way. If I am ever diagnosed with Alzheimer's or some other incurable condition that will affect my quality of life I…

Well, I'm off to bang my head against the wall for a few hours.

Thank you. It's a little difficult because his condition is complicated by the fact that 5 years ago he had a massive brain bleed that almost killed him. So, along with having never fully recovered from that aneurysm his body is slowly shutting down. He seems to be in the early stages of dementia, and he just feels…

Yes, my father is in the end stage of liver failure due to cirrhosis. He's a recovering alcoholic, and though he hasn't had a drink in over 20 years now the very heavy drinking he did when he was younger is what's killing him now.

Yes. My father is in the end stages of liver failure brought on by cirrhosis.

Well, at almost 46 years old, I'd say I'm a woman...anywho, I just thought your post was funny.

Marry me.

Wow, I am going about this all wrong! I've only gotten a few reviews on my first book (most of them very good, she said) and when I got one that was 3 stars and pointed out a couple of grammar errors, I almost wrote the reviewer an apologetic note!

No thanks! I have a cat that thinks when I go to sleep I disappear completely, so each morning I'm woken up at least an hour earlier than I actually want to by this cat desperately pawing and meowing at me.

No thanks! I have a cat that thinks when I go to sleep I disappear completely, so each morning I'm woken up at least…

I've just use my Resting Bitch Face, which is now terrifyingly close to Grumpy Cat's face.

Uncle Carl?!

Exactly.I don't mind getting a 'Nice shirt!" or 'Cool earrings!' from anybody. But that's all! I'm not interested in anything beyond that with any total stranger on the street.

That tattoo is rekt.

Everything's better if you imagine Zoidberg saying it.