I am a terrible person, because none of that food sounded good. Back to the unwashed masses with me - but first, a quick stop at Wendy's.

Ha! I have a friend from South Dakota, and I like to tell her basically the same thing - there is no South Dakota and she's just hallucinating.

Oh, I live in Wyoming, and while I am as blue as they come and Wyoming is so red in politics it makes me hurt, the state itself is just lovely. I moved here 12 years ago and have never felt more at home anywhere else.

And the Indian kid speaks with an accent even though the actor who portrays him doesn't. For some reason that really ticks me off.

My god, she really does! I love her with this short hair - so becoming.

I don't care how often I see her meme, I will never get tired of Grumpy Cat! She always makes me smile.

I am shocked and outraged! I may need to go lie down before I am overcome with the vapors!

Let me throw in another voice of an atheist who has no problem with saying 'Merry Christmas' or listening to Christmas music.

Sweet zombie Jesus, why the hell do people do this kind of stupid crap?

Oh, god, I don't know but it does give us more LIBERAL GUILT!!!

Well, damn! I've never had an abortion and and I'm almost 45 years old! I gotta get crackin'.

I don't give a good goddamn what your sexual orientation is as long as it involves consenting adults.

Stop yelling at me, I believe you! *sobs loudly*

Oh dear god that looks delicious.

I want to punch him square in the nuts.

Ha! Screw the economy! I'm single and lovin' it!

I love you.

They do. Kinda like little Winston Churchills.

Yeah, if I didn't work, who the hell would pay for my mortgage, bills, and groceries? My cats? Hell, they're useless little brats who only exist to make me happy. I mean, they do a good job of that, but still - it ain't bringing in the bucks.