Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem

I gotta be honest, I'm kind of embarrassed that you call it a "blowie."

Yo, I gots to have sex tonight!

He didn't know what doggy style was. I turned over and he actually said the words "I don't know what you expect me to do".

God, yes, it's like my bone marrow is on fire when I think about him. Jeeeesus.

(I'm going to get a "DON'T FUCK EOIN, HE HURTS YOUR FEELINGS" tattoo across my chest, backward, Memento-style.)

And the answer is: not many people. Back in 2009 they were apparently averaging something like 21,000 (yes, you read that right) viewers during the opening bell hours.

"Nah man, I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to an awesome Super Bowl party" said a guy who clicks on banner ads about the liberal conspiracy to steal our food

"would of one"

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

He looks like the Judge Holden from Blood Meridian.

The recovering alcoholics I know can spot an active one a mile away. Want to know how? Reread what Bayliss wrote.

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

Saints director of player personnel Ryan Pace has officially declined the chance to interview for the Jets GM job.

The Browns have been football champs, just not before they created the Super Bowl. It'd be like baseball calling it the Super World Series next season and all the teams start with 0 Super World Series Championships.

no cubs fan butthurt detected

Don't be a dick. The University of Michigan is one of the best academic institutions in the country, with top ranked departments across many areas of science and humanities.

Hug us and squeeze us and call us George.

It astounds me that there are people on the internet who have not seen this before.

On the plus side, if a runner does get shot at least they get one of those 30.06 stickers.

This is the same dumbass who blindly defended the cop that stood on top of a persons vehicle back in 2012 and emptied two magazines into the windshield because their car backfired downtown close to the Justice Center and someone thought it was a gun shot.

The Landshark