What an astonishingly stupid sentiment.

Fresh Squeezed, Cain and Ebel, Surly Bender.

Hate to be that smartest-guy-in the-room douchebag

This is a comment.

Any perspective here is tainted by the fact that she has an infinitesimal chance of actually going to Mars. This is slightly less useful than daydreaming about lottery money before it's won.

So we're taking Mars One seriously? Interesting choice...

Totalitarianism refers to a system of government.

Snarls Barkley's first day on campus and he met Cam! #BoredBeagle

Yes. It is a ridiculous language to learn. As is Mandarin. Kind of like a city that evolved out of an old town, but decided to keep the narrow alleys and winding streets because redoing them would require conscious effort.

Which forces me to wonder: if Latin was the pinnacle of linguistic achievement, why are more people speaking English today than have ever spoke Latin in history? (I'm going to conveniently ignore the present Romance languages)

That's all well and good when you're casting aspersions over tea cakes at Ascot, but sometimes a situation calls for the gritty flavor imparted by a blue streak of good ole down home motherfuckin'.

I'll bite. How does English suck when compared to so many other languages? I've not heard that particular critique before.

I'm an ambivalent atheist who married a nice non-practicing Jewish lady who has a moderately religious dad. I smile and pass the gefilte during seder and feign an acute attack of aphasia with comorbid diarrhea any other time the subject of religion comes up.

Huh?

You're not very good at this.

You've already been dismissed. Slither off.

Yep, a real piece of shit. Good luck with your miserable life, I'm sure you've earned it.

Probably because you're a punk bitch.

To be fair, the Uzbeks were told this was a horseless buzkashi tournament.