Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Dr_Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem
Aug 28 2015
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You cannot convince me that an actual human wrote those lyrics. It’s like a communication from an alien intelligence whose only exposure to earthly culture is ad copy from Seventeen magazine.

Aug 28 2015
1

Madison was entirely too well known and respected for my liking. I attended UW-Eau Claire! All the academic rigor of a football school, without the actual football. I joke, but I actually do love that school and I’d go there again if I had to do it over.

Aug 27 2015
11

They were already going to believe whatever they wanted to believe. The right is way past any sort of reasonable opinion on just about anything. At this point there us nothing to benefit by worrying about the degree of their insanity, only their numbers at the polls.

Aug 27 2015
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Oof, that’s tough. I’m not big on deucing in non-mine residences. And that no water to flush down a growler scenario is one of my biggest fears.

Aug 27 2015
10

It’s not that I prefer doing my business in public, it’s that I like the idea of my #2s being subsidized by my work. I’m a pretty heavy duty lefty, so I consider this my own form of sabotage against the man, doing my part to rebel against the unfairness of the system by reducing our widgets-per-hour efficiency ratio Read more

Aug 22 2015
5

I’ve made a series of video recordings, to be played by the executor of my estate, requesting posthumous absolution from various deities, and enumerating my contract riders for the afterlife. I’m covered.

Aug 21 2015
4

Seriously. He is an adult who is paid for his use of words. I’m forced to conclude that his stance is the product of intentional and active blindness to the most basic elements of the concept of sexism.

Aug 21 2015
9

So does he use voice-to-text software when he writes, or does he employ some kind of periscope apparatus that allows him to view his screen and keyboard from the inside of his own ass?