Maybe he should give them some slack if a great five weeks of baseball hasn't swayed a generation of stink just yet.

the people responsible for sacking the people who sack people have been sacked

Does the fact that Vincent Tan's retaliatory snitching isn't even one of the more controversial aspects of this story reflect how awful everybody else has been acting, or how awful Vincent Tan has always acted?

Steve Smith would make a particularly effective elementary school bully, mostly because he blends in with most fourth-graders.

No, he was the kid who talked a lot of shit but was too undersized for people to put in his place lest they get in trouble for picking on someone smaller than them. Later on in life they become lawyers or FOX News hosts.

As for military training in boot camp...obviously you haven't been to boot camp.

I love my Raiders so much that I'll just chaulk it up to a bad decade.

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

Here's how this will end: Denton will materialize, tonight or tomorrow, with a post saying essentially "Kinja is working." He might go through the motions of taking questions, answering them all with some variant of "But this is the price we must pay for all the wonderful features Kinja provides" and "This is why I've…

Why do you care?

I know the Deadspin comments section isn't meant for being earnestness in reaction to frivolous articles, and I get that you're trying to make a joke (Since Vermont seems nice and Minnesota is nice, I'm not sure what it is other than the word 'shithole'), but since you seem to be from here, outside of winter, its pro…

When asked about Kevin Love leaving, the state collectively shrugged its shoulders, and looked off into the flat horizon. In the August haze, one could swear they can see all the way to Willmar from here.

Did you ever see Charles play? Lumping Barkley with Rodman and calling him a glass cleaner is like claiming Peyton Manning is a really solid game manager.

I'll match the Cleveland fuck tards against the Timberwolves brain trust any day. The various owners and Kevin McHale set these guys behind for a decade.

That will mean a lot when the Cavs still win by 30

Well there is this....

Overall, the three defendants are facing a staggering 371 years in prison, or 10 life sentences.

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

I'm guessing you can't get Surly Overrated in NE but it seems too perfect. Bonus points for self awareness.