B before A, and you don’t have to press select.

I always thought the joke was that she was lying. The bat-gadget was a grappling hook with winch, which he used for both of them. The winch stopped because it couldn’t handle their combined weight, which wasn’t its intended purpose.

I accidentally hit the Reply button to this comment, and this is what I saw. And obeyed.

“Don’t know much about his-to-ry”

Just as a point of clarification, it is not illegal to ask these questions, it’s illegal to make hiring decisions based on the answers to those questions. For that reason, most HR companies will strongly discourage their interviewers from asking them in order to avoid potentially opening themselves up to litigation.…

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

Did you try maybe reading the linked recipe?

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.

There are well done, but I don't think anyone would mistake them for live models. There is something off about proportions...

Romeojuju2002, I like the cut of your jib-berish.

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

You don’t consider this a failure?!

so was the note

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

Or, you know, you could just get a real job instead of being a vulture.

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

Agree with Tom + Lorenzo but LOL at “costumers.” I had to fight with my phone to even get it to allow that spelling.

I just checked out the collection on target dot com, and I don’t get it. It’s all tacky-floral old lady resort wear. Who would wear this shit?

The humour wasn’t “lost” on anyone, it simply wasn’t funny. You were arrested for drunk driving and called the cop who arrested you ugly. Uh, good burn?

Also, that cop probably saved your life, given you were drunk driving. You put yourself and everyone else on the road at risk. That’s not being “young and arrogant,”…

1) Stolen from Winston Churchill