Another double standard! I’m always getting told to shave my back.

It’s a double standard. Whenever I start humping people’s legs, no one is ever like, “Oh, just wait til he’s done.”

Their thought process seems super fun.

Seriously though! I totally festivated.

I still haven’t updated because it said, “Get Siri on your Mac.” I couldn’t think of one reason why I’d want that.

This is just planking while standing

I liked the way it used to be when they were shitty behind closed doors because as a society we told them their behavior was too shameful. Then we elected Donald Trump.

I don’t understand why anyone would be ok with a show that starts an hour and a half late, lasts 15 minutes, and is mostly a cry for therapeutic help. How is that enjoyable, worth your time or worth your money?

Well I was just considering that. I imagine we’re just seeing the public-friendly photo. For Anthony, I think they had him paint his dick like a carrot, and he was warned that if he put it near the horse’s face, well, you know. That’s the only way I can see “equine therapy” working for him.

I’ve met few people in this life less brave than Donald Trump

A man would’ve caught it, said, “Hmm, not my size.” and then thrown it back. Bush just did what he always did: avoided responsibility.

As an American, I’ve heard “tea pot” and “kettle” used, but never “tea kettle”.

You didn’t need to. I understand how you feel about it. Thanks though.

In what way is your child being dead not a consequence? Dead kid IS the punishment. Failing to see that is foolish, as is suggesting a law that only gets enforced after someone dies. That’s why I suggested something proactive and not reactive.

I understand the anger, and something regarding locking up guns has to be addressed (maybe require purchase of a gun safe with a gun or proof of existing safe, etc), but I do feel that your 11-year-old daughter being dead is a far worse punishment than x amount of years in prison. These parents are already serving…

Matzo ball soup.

Just put a smiley face on it

Oh, gotcha. That makes sense. Thanks!

You mean like this?

I clicked that link to check it out, and was greeted by a pop-up offering “Free Panty” with my purchase. Is this a common sexy-costume thing? I’m a guy, and no one has ever offered me free underwear with any of my costume orders.