Pretty sure it's just, "CUT MY PENIS OFF?!?!?!?!"

Yeah, the problem is this article didn't deal with the actual issues out there in a more direct way. I got an earlier response from a woman who experienced what the real problem is, and it's definitely worth a read. There are some level headed businesses out there, but it seems there's not only a ton that are not,…

No need to apologize, I read the whole thing, and appreciated it. The act he did and the article in no way addressed this as clearly as you did. An undercover work place documentary with at least one male and one female participant wearing secret cams with mics would seems like it would go a lot further to…

I'm just curious about something. As someone who does not read, "ZOMG she wore WHAT?!?!" articles, who usually authors these things, and who encourages them by reading said articles? As the vast majority of men aren't all that consumed by fashion I'd imagine the authors and intended audience are largely female. Am I…

So you're saying people aren't all that intrigued at a naked picture of someone who's only famous because of sex tape?!?! Amazing.

Don't forget the dick sliding in and out of her that helped that fame happen. It takes a village.

Yup, that and a strong statement of "Yup, this is all I have to offer!" or "Hey, remember why any of you even knew me in the first place?" The second one doesn't work as well since there isn't a dick in her, but yeah.

Scream it loud enough and she'll take another picture with a merkin.

I feel lucky that I haven't seen so many kiddy vaginas that that's what I think of when I see a shaved pubic area. I see it as just another haircut, like a bob or a mohawk.

She has nothing to offer except her naked body. I don't doubt it was her idea. We're talking about someone's who's made a career out of people watching her bang a celebrity for free online.

I think her ass looks fantastic, the pic is funny, and I'm grateful for both.

That was amazingly terrible. From the the out of tune vocals to the weak inconsistent production. Considering this sounds like he just slapped some JT samples into Garageband, that's really not ok.

Probably not because:

I say house the rapists with the rapists. I'm totally cool with them being trapped with each other.

Dead-baby-murder-rape jokes are better.

But wait, is that the Korean Chinamen or the Japanese Chinamen? I can never remember.

I wholeheartedly agree the resulting tale of "The Party Pooper: How I Lost My Shoes" would create more laughs. Poop story beats puke story.

Can't agree at all. Let's say you're at a party, things get a bit crazy, and you're walking to your car as you pass someone secretly harfing near the street. There's a large likelihood of friendly-fire splatter that may land on your shoe. Ew, right?

No, that was terrible.

Buried deep inside your lies.