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You've been passed by regarding the definition of "true." If it was the true sound, it would clip. What you're hearing is a compressor that is stopping the loudest volume point from clipping as applied to this threshold and active ratio. It's good to not hear clipping, but this is not the "true" sound of the track…

"But there are bad news" What the hell?

Indeed it is, as my first comment was expressing my own choice of option. Unfortunately the Retina MBP will definitely not be silent. Doing recordings around laptops for the past few years I've found it's never the hard drive noise that's picked up, it's the fan. While Apple great at many things, laptop cooling is…

Considering the massive negative outcry from us over the last redesign was completely ignored, why should we think any comment requesting a change, tweak, or whatever regarding a new system would have any effect whatsoever? Please don't misinterpret. I'm not here to discuss how we feel about the redesign. Everyone…

I think you missed the point of my post. Given the equal pricing I'd choose the faster processor and more storage over a slightly fancier display and paltry SSD storage.

SSD are about quick access to files in both reading and writing. This means the system will start up faster, and files can be accessed and written faster than a 5400RPM hard disk drive. I am an audio engineer and producer who needs his professional laptop to be able to do complicated and CPU intensive tasks. The…

So for equal pricing from Apple I could either get a display that improves the viewing of text and faster boot times or I could get a faster processor, and almost 3x the storage. Got it.

They will outnumber them yes, but we don't need the update to ICS for the features he mentioned. I've had them for about two years now on my phone running Gingerbread. Your feelings about malware seem a bit unfounded as I've not come across a single one. My first Android, G1, was definitely buggy, but my G2 is…

I'm on Gingerbread 2.3.4 (T-Mobile G2) and my Facebook integration is flawless.

I wish this machine was designed for those of us who do audio work, but the removal of the optical drive is a big "we don't care" to audio engineers on the move. Honestly my major work is done on a MacPro, but I like being able to do field work. Most clients have their data on CDs/DVDs and that's what's given to…

Painfully obvious she did it herself. No one in the history of naked stolen pictures has had only censored images floating around. This stunt is as fake as her skin color.

I guess that would only be a magnum if compared to a bon bon. $5?!?! That's optimistic.

I think of a .357 magnum, Magnum P.I., a magnum of champagne. Magnum basically mean a larger version than normal. Magnum bullets are loarger, a magnum of champagne is the largest size, and I'm guess these ice cream things are also larger. I understand what you're saying, but it seems only due to your limited exposure…

Someone help me. Does "becoming increasingly quality" mean "increasing in quality"?

Kill it with fire. I couldn't watch the second half. See that uncomfortable fake smile on her face? That's not just "I hope I don't get wet" that's also "How do I look happy when I want to stab myself in the ears?"

I actually had to google it to remind myself.

I'm really confused on the price. I enjoy nice things, and I'm willing to pay what they're worth, but $500? For black paint and pieces of wood? Where were they reclaimed from? Jesus's crucifix?