The thinking mans Snowpiercer.

Honestly, the first one wasn’t terrible. Forgettable, yes, but not bad. If this is more of the same (and it looks it) I don’t think this is going to suck.

Who says he kills them? Or even hurts them.

Nah, it was a one-off planet called Hosnian Prime that was created pretty much for the purpose of being blown up. (I imagine Abrams wanted to blow up Coruscant or Naboo as a dig at the prequels, but Disney wouldn’t let him.)

Have you seen any of his recent movies? Not only does he not get touched in fights- he barely moves at all. The camera movement and jump cuts are all over the place, and the goons are obviously getting violently pounded, but Seagal just stands there completely still. Grimacing.

Same with his sex scenes. I wish I was…

I have no sympathy for Jennifer Garner.

Gotham’s a good punchline, but man, where’s MANTIS?

Goddamn it, NBC. Why did you cancel Dracula?

Agreed. He owes NO ONE an apology for his art.

I love that Thor and Hulk are getting another movie together.

“I found that to be a colossal waste of time and money.”

“The Matrix.” It grabs you by the ears and throws you into its world. It lets you know that you have never seen anything like this before in Western cinema, but you realize you are going to be seeing a lot of it in the years to come.

Books from GRRM are never late, and are never early. They arrive precisely when they mean to.

That’s what I said after the first viewing.

Yeah, I get what he’s saying and I’m sure he believes it, but I don’t buy it. I don’t think the movie needed to be so similar to A New Hope. It certainly didn’t need to be to be successful: the prequels made loads of money even though they weren’t very similar at all (or as well liked). Star Wars is one of the most…

I loved how dark this film got, right from the start. My admiration for it grows every time I think about how Fincher got screwed by the studio, and just how inane the original script was.

Billy Zane?!

BUT DID YOU KNOW there was a Star Wars fan film made in 2006 called...

Yeah, but it’s an awkward moment when my girlfriend opens that new Hitachi wand I bought her in front of her family on Christmas morning.

Job hunting is one of the most soul-deadening processes there is. And I don’t even deal with professional level jobs.