Because a TV show full of nerds would NEVER work...

Roger Mooreverkill

I like to keep it short:

Put the phonebook back!

Sweet was hoping someone posted Jet Jaguar.

Who is that?

Eventually you'll be ribbed for her pleasure.

I know it's "Nu-Tex", as in new textiles, but I read it as "Nut-ex" and lol. I am twelve years old inside.

That's the kind of sophistication Mr Bay is going for.

these sound like products that would have Troy McClure as a spokesman.

I'm sure the Hulk would appreciate all these.

"Come back Jet Jaguar!"

Roberto

I'll give him the clamps.

A dark-horse candidate: Robbie the Robot. He "... could easily topple this house off its foundation", but chose not to because he had scruples.

It kinda looks like he's motorboating giant robot asscheeks.

Mechagodzilla. What more is there to say?

John?

Hi Tom!