Death was so commonplace, people would have to get used to it. The infant mortality rate, before the introduction of vaccines and antibiotics was huge (and even discounting infants, there are about as many gravestones for the young as for the old in 19th century graveyards), and deaths took place at home. So by the…

People today forget how often people died before the larger leaps in technology. The statistics for child mortality in the past is staggering, its why we have too many people now, some cultures haven't changed, they had more kids because some were not going to make it. I was born in 1931, my grandparents used to tell…

Okay, I thought the headless portraits were quite cool and an interesting look at ancient versions modern fads(eg Harlem Shake). But this is just depressing.

Lost in Space. THIS THING WAS GARY OLDMAN. That is all.

Pluto Nash

Holy shit, that turd has eight writers? Did they have to share the crayon?

Sounds exciting and new.

This robot head wanted to be at the front but they forced him to only see the battles from the sideline.

If you squint, you can see Isaac shaking a martini.

Good thing the Olsen Twins are still acting.

I'm not sure, they may have mixed in a clip from Collegehumor's Badman.

I know of whom to place a call.

The NYC ball cap is a very Cruise signature, like his grins, and his penchant for taking on characters named Jack.

I should buy a boat.

"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big..."

If you don't know, then you are.

But that's more the definition of puberty, is it not?

This article will allow me to rationalize lying so much easier now.