Lovely article. Approve 100%. More like this please.

"As a potential representative, of whoever made this game, I'll inform you that my client has never even heard of this obscure "Wind Waker" so could not have possibly plagiarised it. Or at least you can't prove my client knew about it. Even if you did prove it he could have forgotten about it... even if he remembered…

Like, I get that I'm biased for Natty Boh, but there is no way in hell it's worse than Keystone Light or Coors. I think Natty Boh belongs in the top 10, even if it's number 10.

I think the guy is awesome, I wish I had a friend like that...I wish I had a friend...

The silent H is very important. Sorry, I'm not a Baltimore native, just a transplant from the lesser parts of Maryland

The problem with your question is that the Call of Duty guy is completely fictional. And you're comparing that to the representation of a real world person.

Capcom is a weird one.

This is always bugging me...

He means PS3/360. Almost no one has a Wii U in North America. There are about 80 million units of both the 360 & the PS3 sold worldwide, whereas the Wii U has moved less than 4.

This x 1,000.

"Hello 911, I'm being held against my will at this address..."

Safety razor all the way! As soon as I discovered the refills cost like ten cents, I was hooked.