Pants have been shat.

See this is what I just can't wrap my brain around.

I don't even... who are you even responding to here?

This is exactly what I mean. Capcom says they want this franchise to find traction in the western market and yet they are only targeting systems which do not make up the lion's share of the market.

I would LOVE a Vita or 3DS but I'm never in a situation where I have the time to play one. I do not use public transportation and when I go on a trip I am usually the one driving. When I'm at home I'm going to either use my consoles, PC, or read a book.

I suppose I should have said 'current console' but that would have included the wii u, which, having had my original wii collect dust for years, I have no interest in.

You know what would get me playing Monster Hunter? Capcom releasing it on a real console (or PC, which Capcom generally supports well) in the states. Because frankly I want to see what all the fuss is about, but I'm not going to buy a handheld or a wii to do it.

Safety razor all the way. This last Christmas I was gifted a merkur handle, some blades, two (!) badger hair brushes, a stand, and some sandalwood shave soap.

I think that, so far, this is one of the better articles I've seen on this issue. I'm appalled, but not shocked. I grew up in MD just a few miles from the NSA and most of my friends & family have worked there at some time or another. And working in related fields in the post-9/11 landscape has just left me kind of…

Accessing google music from a browser in iOS is garbage and is not an acceptable solution. It works, but only just. It also does not currently support All Access so only songs you've uploaded are made available to you.

I purchased it immediately after the update for this functionality. It doesn't work over 3G. The songs will play a fraction of a second then skip to the next track. Over wifi it seems to be okay and it will also work if you download the songs to your device.

Agreed. It's pretty bad in St. Mary's County. You can just hear them everywhere and my drive home is punctuated by seeing them zip between the trees on either side of the road.

N64. It was the year they came out and were super hard to find. I actually just got a small box with an IOU my mother had written up for me to cash in when she could find one. Then at the end of the present-opening she told me to go grab my last one out of her closet.

Findings Day 1: I tried this on a random passerby and now my testicles hurt and my pants are soaked in pee from the tazing. There will be no further experiments.

I thought it was Frederick Douglass with two S'. I'm pretty sure this must have been the case because I recall giggling about it in elementary school.

I was actually talking to my girlfriend about this last night. I don't recall the last time I played a game where I shot someone with a firearm. I've played quite a few where I COULD have gone on a murderous rampage like MGS3 and Mark of the Ninja; stealth games, mostly.

Mark of the Ninja is god damn amazing. Get it on steam if you can. So gorgeous.

Let's not forget TYCO Super Blocks.

It's been like 70 in southern MD for the last few days. Now it's cold. But still not cold enough to snow. Screw this state.

I actually made it a point to not use race as a descriptor at work one day. We got a new employee and were setting up her accounts when I gave her name to someone and he asked 'Who's that?' I described her as tall, thin, pretty, with dark hair I just got blank looks. When I finally broke down and added 'she's black'…