DrKeenbean
Dr_Keenbean
DrKeenbean

Of all the male-bashing posts on Kotaku lately, I am 100% behind this one at least in the context of games going for realism.

I am an animal. My sole purpose on this world is to ensure that my genetic material is passed on by procreation and protecting my young. A woman's ability to assist in creating a strong offspring is vital to that and the signs manifest in certain way.

And money. Don't forget money.

Beta software isn't perfect? How dare they?!

Well, if you want to get nit-picky, Peace Walker was 5.

Haha, this is the Best Buy in Lexington Park, MD. I was wondering when someone was going to call them on this shit.

I just want Snake Eater 3D to come out for PS3. I'll never buy a 3DS, handhelds are pointless for me. But I want prettier MGS3 in 3D. I don't give 2 shits if it make Kojima nauseous.

Why is the MGS HD Collection not in 3D. WHY?!

Gonna have to disagree here. 3 is far-and-away my favorite. I would go so far as to place it in my top 3 games of all time, it's damn near perfect.

Cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

Good point. One day I hope we can just call each other assholes, regardless of race or religion.

It's worse that it *isn't* racially-charged? If kids are just being dicks instead of being racist dicks that's actually pretty good.

This is the most poignant thing I think I've ever read about anything to do with the world as it stands now. How the fuck did any of our previous generations survive without all the present-day coddling?

It's a Canadian thing. They're all over Canuckistan.

This is what I'm hoping for. This game stands as the only time I haven't completely despised Robin. Well played, Rocksteady.

Dear Rockstar,

Really. This still gives me even more chills now that it's personalized. Well played, Sony.

Exactly what I thought of when I saw this.

You're better at completing objectives and getting non-kill points on console because you have no competition. I played all 3 platforms in the beta and on consoles I would consistently get an MVP (top 3 on server) ribbon and barely have any kills.

Exactly this. At the very least, the start menu theme from Megaman 2. So rockin.